Hey, look! The Pentagon's preparing us to prove that Iran's the bad guy! (But the CIA says China is 'not necessarily' our enemy. How big of them.)
Does Iran have some very big weapons of mass destruction? Why, yes, they do. We were selling weapons to them twenty years ago. It was called Iran-Contra, remember? Even more recently, Iran's gotten weapons from North Korea via our good buddy, General Musharraf.
Do you realize that the only country with atomic capability on this planet that is our friend right now is France? (So Sarkozy says....ask a Parisian what they think of U.S. policies.) And, um. Is it really about atomic capability anymore when a coupla box cutters are enough to start two wars?
Can we hold the election early before Dubya declares world war?
On an unrelated note?, I hear Hawaii is trying to secede.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
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I saw a beautiful bumper sticker today:
'1/20/09 Bush's last day.'
I don't know how my peace-loving Iranian neighbors can stand to live in this country.
Do you realize that the only country with atomic capability on this planet that is our friend right now is France?
*clears throat and waves a Union Jack*
We got nukes too, you know!
I'm so sorry, Z...
Yes, our friends in the UK can bomb the hell out of anybody, too. And you guys typically like us better than the French.
Am so sorry. *blush*
/jo
Hey Jo, don't take it personally. Whatever the national differences are, I think you're awesome. *hugs*
Oh, and I may have been drunk when I typed the above comment, hence it comes across as rather over-affectionate.
Imagine a boozy guy breathing alcohol fumes over you while hugging you and telling you what a great friend you are. That's me in the above bit of typing, that is. Classy.
Ah, Z. It makes me happy that I have friends who give me big slobbery drunken hugs.
You are free to drunk-blog-comment me any old time. :D
/jo
You may come to regret saying that. :p
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